vibrating food

Today I have been thinkin about food.. not the meanin that I'd like to eat but the whole food culture itself. Interestin really. My mam is goin to Greece this Easter... She will be a kind of tour leader. She will lead them in different places and they'll taste all kind of Greek food.. They will travel around Crete and visit valleys and famous places. Delicious... but I can't afford to go with them.
There was an article in the newspaper today. About Britain's food problem. The Scottish are the second fattest community followin the superior USA which is leadin by being the fattest society in the world. Not a big suprise though. I was thinkin that if I ever go to England and live there, I won't allow my kids to eat hamburgers and chips. Well, the truth is I won't be able to follow them around everywhere they go and see what they eat but I'll make sure that when they are home they'll eat something that is really alive.
My mam, who is a walkin nonfiction book about food tells my a lot of interesting things about food. Something that I haven't heard before. She knows all about them. Really. And though I know what I should eat and what I shouldn't I still don't follow the healthy rules.
For example one very funny thing she said... And after that I have tried to stay away from the microwave:
There was made a study about what happens to the food in the microwave. It is known that the food "lives". There has been noticed that food vibrates. Spooky really. I have seen pictures that show the movement and it's really really spooky to see that the food you eat really lives. Vegetables and fruits vibrate a lot and again meat almost doesn't vibrate at all. The more the food vibrates the better. If it vibrates it means it is alive. So back to the microwave. There was a test where water was put into two glasses. The other glass was put into the microwave and the other wasn't. After the glass came from the microwave it was left to cool. Then they put a flower into both of the glasses. And guess what happened to the flowers? Yes, the flower that was put into the microwave water died after a while as the other flower still lived. So here we see that microwave really kills the food. Those microwaves really destroy the food and after that the food is so said "dead" and there is no nutrition left. So if you make food it is better if you warm your food up with the usual oven or use with the cooker. And it is also known that microwave harms people around it but now we also know that it destroys the nutrition of the food.

Yeah that's about the food issue.